The Maddox

If you want to deal with the most pretentious, rude, stuck up, and pompous employees in England; Maddox is the place to go! Their reservation system is a joke, and they have the brash to ask for your TWITTER following when setting a reservation 😂. The reviews speak for themselves, If you’re looking for a sub 3 star experience, you’re in the right place. I almost laughed aloud when they arrogantly mentioned their tables are £1200, My friends and I have spent into the 5 figures in cities like Vegas and Paris on tables and figured that the “faux celebrity” attitude they were projecting meant this club was a step above. This place has a bigger Napoleon complex than the palace of Versailles, clearly punching above their weight class and don’t know how to handle clients who aren’t making it childishly obvious that they have means to “flex”. The single lowlight of our experience in London, you’re better off spending your hard earned money quite literally anywhere else. 0 Stars.